14. Wishing you successful 12 months, Joyful 52 weeks, lovely 365 days, memorable 8760 hours, blessings of 525600 minutes and happiest 31536000 seconds. Happy New Year!

15. Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, Let me wish you Happy New Year.

16. I wish your pet becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year. Happy New Year!

17. I hope you start the New Year as the startup of your old habits. Have the same old beautiful life in a box of New Year!

18. I hope you do a revolution of losing 20 pounds in the coming year and gain 30 pounds more instead. Wish you a New Year full of positivity!

19. May New Year makes you realize to stop being a black sheep of this family and start to be a dove that brings peace. Have a blessed new year!

20. Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means you have met your New Year’s resolution.

(Tribunnews.com/Renald)