15. Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, Let me wish you Happy New Year.
16. I wish your pet becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year. Happy New Year!
17. I hope you start the New Year as the startup of your old habits. Have the same old beautiful life in a box of New Year!
18. I hope you do a revolution of losing 20 pounds in the coming year and gain 30 pounds more instead. Wish you a New Year full of positivity!
19. May New Year makes you realize to stop being a black sheep of this family and start to be a dove that brings peace. Have a blessed new year!
20. Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means you have met your New Year’s resolution.
(Tribunnews.com/Renald)